Your Funny Sayings: Roller Skates, Old Woman, Flashlight & Abyss - Share Your Hilarious Quotes!

Are you bragging or regretting?

Adequate to what Jasiek690 wrote, sometimes it goes "So what?" or "Well, I don't know what to tell you now."

It is me who sometimes says:

"Who was born with a bag, this one will not become"

Or, if there is nothing to say: Also this one ...

I often say: "On works better"

"The dog bit it" - to something that is no longer important.
"... the bowel of Saint Francis came out" - When, for example, something could not be fixed.
"Gacopysz" - A comma, instead of the popular k ... wa.
"Lord (this mister ..., that mister ...)" - The reflexive styling of people that passed on to me from my friend. I quite often say this to my clients and addicted to my one friend. :)

And recently with a singing voice "hole, hole like in d..pie pipe .." taken from a song by Czesław (?) From the band Czesław sings, although quite heavily modified. ;)

And the consolation that has been immortal for years - "What are you worried about, what are you sad about, you will return the cat to your cat".

"One likes oranges and the other likes when his feet stink"

You stupid - do not send text messages to the intercom ...

Do not praise the sunset before the end of the day, you will be satisfied, you will not squeeze the blood out of the turnip, and this quote: "You have to admit, my friend, that the robot goes with gas (answer: that's how well it goes, good)".

"Here we have a classic example of a combination of music and prostitution ... Because something f *** and not playing !!!"

"We have a temporary problem ..."

And all Murphie's laws I know;] This is of course when fixing anything ... Generally I try to work more on my sentences ...

If someone has no idea about the topic and tries to convince me of something, then:

"Gadaj z * pą, he'll be hitting you"

And my internship teacher, when there was no work, and he wanted to do something at school, he used to say in the morning:

Lucky, take five men and get me on duty !!!

"Oh me fart"
"No linden, only oaks"

- anyway zenon nowak
- casual
- who gets in the way of a two-inch nail in the leg
- for something that is great, etc. "evil"
- yeah ...

and recently for me the first place in the top 5 has:
"You can't beat the whip"

"Fikasz? Got it and disappear!"

Dogs eat cheap meat ... (unfortunately in the audio industry it is often justified ...