What else Steve, because I’m so stupid and so dumb I thought this silly Bluetooth idea I mean what a waste of time . I mean the audio is just total rubbish according to Earl and its so silly to stream music from your mobile phone and so silly to say to the likes of RCA records for example plus their artists who are losing money left right and centre , “Hey listen chaps here’s is what you do You place your music on a website and then what you do is you bill the consumer for a download and you encode your music with that mobile phones registration or electronic serial number so that they cant copy your beloved work “ , and then what they can do is play this live in their houses to a Bluetooth amplifier 2 , or in thioer cars
Seriously you know I’m really dumb you know
And I thought gosh you know what theirs no point in me telling the mobile phone companies what to do here either is their because I’m far to stupid and then I thought gosh you know what
There are all the car radio manufactures as well I mean what’s the point , lets just introduce fibre optics so that no one can sell a single amplifier again or change a head unit "How apsolutley silly of me How unsusefull can I get Geeee wizz man "
Lets all give up know
Tell you what the information on the net is so unusefull sod it I think ill just retire and watch what you have learnt or how little you have learnt which amounts in most cases to one whole great big fat zero because im that thick you see I saw all of this coming and when I try to say to you , “Here look at this , go and read this, go and read that , go learn that , go look that up “ ,
Gosh Im just lecturing and after all I shouldn’t do that should I well not accc some of you
I should really pay no attention to this at all because Im so thick and you are ever so clever you don’t have to worry about anything or learn anything at all do you
Fine cool init bruv no wa ti mean “What a waste of time !!”
Can you just fix this bruv as well cause like all we wanna do is ell de car maan init know what I mean bruv do get my drift maan And lets not pay that man for doing our work which we cant do ourselves that’s you top brass in this country too
Too late then hmm as usual , lets take another 150 companies down then that’s a good idea better than listening to silly, dumb stupid old markie what with his ideas on national id cards etc I mean what an idiot yeah !!! sos now now its all the foreigners to blame Its all their fault you know Like hell it is its your countries fault for not listening to some of us with our stupid ideas and silly lectures as you put it and its your fault for not looking up a simple datasheet because after all your fantastic sales people arent you !!
Fantastic managers who can tell a customer to go and contact head office themselves after all they are only spending money with you that keeps you employed and in bussiness and then bar them for a year Good idea serious good idea Good for bussiness that is After all you know best
Or lets tell them to get out of the shop after spending 5 grand with you Good idea that Good for bussiness
Thats what you think is it !!
They are not important
And uhm hey if I don’t like the fact your in business and I’ m not stuff it ill just come round and smash your windows “Brill “, super idea , Incredible , Next we get to Transco right ooh yes have you been to university , “Yes “ , can you write us a database so that we can keep track of the customer records , “Yes could you pay for my college fees please after I’ve finished so that I can do this properly “ , yes is the reply we will do that
On completion “Oh uhm do you like that, Oh uhm , Management restructure £6.50 per hour so write software so that they as managers / Directors can get their company straightened out In other words thanks kick you up the Jacksi and you haven’t got a job anymore “ Good old Britain Nope definitely good for business this Like hell But im mustn’t get cross Nope because after all that’s ok too isn’t it
Hmmm OK fine nope definat;ley all wrong me Not all thier me hmmm
Next Pro plus , hmmm , mark wed like you to come and work for us Ok give it a go , shout scream, Holla, down the phone at the customers , at each other , and yes do lost of work for them Yes don’t dislike them until you do business with them
Then Isaac I have a customer screaming His speakers have blown up His cars in a competition tomorrow I want to do more business I need this bloke to come out on tops
In other words I need him to at least get a place in this competition and I know your equipment is good by today’s standards its not bad , Answer Ill replace that at my own discretion Ill decide this but the speakers are exactly a week old he’s bought an amp two subs and Ive got to turn round and say no go Like hell , but I mustn’t get cross nah that’s not allowed even though hes spent the best part of £200 to £400 and I service all your amps for you and provide a warranty to the customer
Because after all Im stupid not all there acc you That’s this country , hmmm Indeed
what I should have done is walked in thier into your offices with a shot gun and blwon your head off your shoulders thats what I should have done and you see me Now i dont care Now Ill have you
Next we get to Midbass Vibe Fly oh yes five years later every weekend while people are doing their work and have done their work and im sitting trying to train, get people back into work who want to work half paralyzed because of some idiot with families to support and I’m told "Oh director not here to pay this weekend cant sign a check " never mind ,no electric, no gas, no income " nah that doesn’t bother you
Never mind no food never mind 24 hours non stop pack boxes, do repairs, write reports till god knows what hours in the morning, never mind hell we can do what we like
Like hell you can Not anymore you pack your bags and you run and I mean run because when we get hold of you there is no telling as to what I’m going to do to you Do yourselves a favor and vacate the country No I’m not even halfway their yet
In fact Im so dumb that i slept down your shops paying your bills because your country shafted you Thats how dumb i am thginking poor bloody sod old age pensioner look what they have donme to this poor man and yes hes a good friend of mine too A hole bloody month working non stop 24 hours i didnt even get a chance to get home and sleep because of what you idiots have done
Nope Im thick ,No sorry your must be right to save British business Yes I must be because I cant stand the way you treat people of less importance acc some of you than yourselves Some poor blasted bloke whose been left in the cold stuffed because you as a government didn’t take responsibility to ensure this man was trained Only this man fought for your country to protect YOU !!!
I’m definitely not the same as you Correct
Correct
Next we get to the people who have spinal injuries who cant walk because your government thought great idea
Lets cut down on NHS staff
Lets put nursing staff under so much pressure that we leave them alone under training without supervision, Correct 100% Correct,
I don’t care anymore, Correct, so that when they perform a lumber puncture , they walk out of the hospital under conservative government paralyzed Correct , 1005 correct
Then because of your bloody greed, and I do mean bloody greed when their stair case lift packs up the cost as old age pensioners who cant walk for one single board which you can manufacture in this country without being greedy at all comes to How much !! How much Pat £500 for one control board two relays , one pic micro processor , not difficult to write software for , a couple of led’s , some basic remote control unit and your answer is
Aaaah £40.00 please callout, £500 replacement board and Your so called engineer hasn’t even bothered to check the safety switches or pulled out a schematic diagram, spent five minutes in the house and said “Sorry control board !! “ , Cost of board to make, program assemble even if I did this myself by hand to start with Yes One weeks work , Correct do I need to be that greedy NO ,,, Total cost to customer and still be fair £100 and I can keep people employed at that price
Thats Stannah Lifts for you the company that really cares ha ha Would youn like thier email or website address , hmmm ? Would you ?? just ask no problem
That’s Stannah for you the company that really cares ha ha , Total cost to service the pcb at that price £8.00 for the micro , I’m telling you , two relays , £4.85 each a bit of labour £40.00 How much please add this up Ding , ding £57.70 even cheaper
Asking questions yet are we I would be ?? LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS because Id want to know why my parents are being treated like this as to my family so you’d better come back with some answers And that’s another man who fought for YOU !!!!
You saw one old age pensioner, One DHSS system two people in diabolical conditions and YOU though great guaranteed money who cares
Aaaah but I mustent get angry after all that’s wrong hmm , what with all these students unemployed
Ok fine
And you wonder why people hate your guts You are joking arent you Love you yeah like hell
