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What sort of light with a timer should I use to simulate someone being at home? To deter burglars

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What kind of light timer should I use to switch lights on automatically while I’m away to make it look like someone is home?

Use a simple plug-in timer or an electronic timer to switch one or more lamps on and off on a schedule [#21943320] Simple timers are accurate to about 15 minutes, while electronic ones are more precise and can have a battery-backed clock [#21943320] For a better presence simulation, use two or three timers in different rooms so the pattern is less predictable [#21943320] An electronic rail-mounted dual-channel timer with up to 16 programmes can also control two sockets, for example via an extension lead to lights in different rooms [#21943341] You can also put a radio or hi-fi on the timer so there is sound as well as light [#21943320] These devices were described as simple, reliable, and inexpensive [#21943359]
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    DiZMar
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    Ryszard49 wrote:
    Quotation marks (e.g. “ ”) are a punctuation mark used to set off quotations, titles, words used ironically and phrases of a special nature.

    I don’t know why you’re confirming my correct use of this punctuation mark, yet you’re not correcting the non-existent word ‘tempaki’ in the post >>21943820 to its correct form, namely ‘tępaki’.
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    >>21943955 Well, yes, that’s a nod to Balcerk’s lecture in episode 3 of the TV series “Alternatywy 4”. We ring the doorbell and, when they open the door, we apologise, saying it was a mistake. No one here is going to watch the lights or analyse their patterns. Didn’t they open the door on our second attempt, ringing the bell a few minutes after the first (what if someone was in the loo and couldn’t open it)? We go in and take whatever we can carry out...

    >>21943883 And I suppose there’s no better guard than wildlife, especially from this list: https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wykaz_ras_ps%C3%B3w_agresywnych – no presence simulator is needed.
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    2N4427 wrote:
    Well, I suppose there’s no better guard than a pet


    Well, especially the ‘pets’ left at home for two weeks whilst their owner is away on holiday.
  • Suggesting a snake as a deterrent alternative

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    collie2 wrote:
    Well, especially a ‘pet’ left at home for two weeks whilst its owner is away on holiday.
    You’re right. A dog left for that long is bound to cause considerable problems and certainly won’t be an effective guard dog. Although the idea might be worth considering... For example, constrictor snakes are quite good at recognising their owner and can easily go without food for even several weeks. And the psychological effect this has on a potential intruder might even be more effective than some starving “mutt”. In any case, you can put it to the test by hanging a sign on your door saying ‘Warning: vicious snake – hasn’t eaten for a month!’ ;-)
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    2N4427 wrote:
    Well, that’s Balcerk’s lecture from episode 3 of the series ‘Alternatywy 4’ for you. We ring the doorbell and, when they open the door, we apologise, saying it was a mistake.


    So, we’ll fit them a doorbell with a recording of a born murderer barking:

    What sort of light with a timer should I use to simulate someone being at home? To deter burglars
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    collie2 wrote:
    ...featuring a recording of a born killer barking:
    Apparently, poodles and rat terriers are the most vicious :-)
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    Mobali wrote:
    Apparently, poodles and rat terriers are the most vicious

    They make a lot of noise but pose virtually no threat.
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    The best way to keep your flat safe is through neighbourhood surveillance – in other words, a nosy retired neighbour. You just have to get on with her. :-)
  • Dog barking sound as a burglary deterrent

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    DiZMar wrote:
    Mobali wrote:
    Apparently, poodles and rat terriers are the most vicious

    They make a lot of noise but pose hardly any threat.


    It’s all about the sound coming from behind the door, because not everyone from Targówek (referring to the aforementioned Balcerk) can judge, from the barking alone, the size and murderous intent of the dog standing behind the door. Although size isn’t everything. An American Pit Bull Terrier, for example, isn’t a large dog (around 40 cm at the withers, weighing a dozen or so kilograms), yet it’s listed in Poland as a dangerous breed – and for good reason – meaning an administrative licence is required to own one. The Tosa Inu, on the other hand, hardly barks at all and waits motionless for an uninvited guest.
  • Pet sitter can keep a dog as deterrent

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    Mobali wrote:
    collie2 wrote:
    Well, especially a ‘pet’ left at home for two weeks whilst its owner is away on holiday.
    You’re right. A dog left for that long is bound to cause considerable problems and certainly won’t be an effective guard dog. Although the idea might be worth considering... For example, constrictor snakes are quite good at recognising their owner and can easily go without food for even several weeks. And the psychological effect on a potential intruder might even be more effective than that of some starving ‘mutt’. Anyway, you could put it to the test by hanging a sign on your door saying ‘Warning: vicious snake – hasn’t eaten for a month!’ ;-)

    Gentlemen, I wasn’t suggesting at all that you should leave a dog completely on its own whilst the owner is away. I was referring to the post about a family member or friend of the absent owner staying in the flat. Besides, some people arrange for someone to pop round – to feed the dog and take it for a walk – so apart from the walks, the pet stays at home and keeps watch or acts as a deterrent.
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    That’s better. :) And for a dog running around a fenced-in property, an automatic feeder with a camera and Wi-Fi could temporarily replace the person coming home:

    Automatic pet feeder with camera, translucent hopper, and two bowls
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    In the opening scene of *Back to the Future*, a vending machine opened the tins and dispensed the contents into a bowl. :-)
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